Limericks

2011-07-16T11:35:00.000-07:00

Its time to rhyme,
new winds to chime,
stop the cry,
say good bye,
begin your own hymn

Alas!!

2005-05-23T02:07:00.000-07:00

My life is lost,
the server is localhost,
Soon I'll be no more,
heaven has already opened it's door,
may be this is the last post.

bad whiskey poem

2005-05-11T20:37:00.000-07:00

Getting Drunk is fun,
strings attached, there are none,
And now, goes all the stress,
but who'll clean the mess?
Atleast I forgot that I am under the gun...

x1, GOGOGO

2005-05-04T16:21:00.000-07:00

much like the FPS CS
life's also a game, i guess
you've gotta rush
and then ambush
the opponents you've gotta assess

they may come from any corner
and niche, to make you a goner
you've gotta look out
preferably with a scout
at every possible stake out by a loner

Anil Roy and Asim and Maskara
in the end 'll be wiped out like mascara
gotta get over them
in their face, spit some phlegm
always remember, the one is Prash Kara

didn't find no rhyming words
with Maskara, who's worth goat's turds!
so i had to make do
even with Kara, to
complete the limerick, i'm gone bees and birds!

pick up where you've left
don't go whining "i'm bereft"
you know the path
don't incur wrath
and just proceed with what you are deft

be it kicking goals or drawing
or coding, coffee and awping
never lose sight
use the scope, see the light
but never quit the game bawling.

busy

2005-05-04T09:43:00.000-07:00

The world doesnt know that I am alive,
But still, without fame, I survive.
one little feat,
will raise the heat,
but for this, I need to dive...

Yeh hi hai Right Choice baby

2005-04-30T19:33:00.000-07:00

1 summer after my score,
I realize that Life is a real bore.
It's full of hate and bad fate,
but dont worry mate,
it's juz coz yeah dil maange more

what does the future hold?

2005-04-23T01:54:00.000-07:00

When you hear the bell tolling
howd'you know it's your calling
for pursuing a career
to follow Fourier
or Shannon or Stalling?

ver r u?

2005-04-19T14:58:00.000-07:00

hey all you contributors
have you gone all poof!sters
no post at all
in 3 days tall
we aren't a bunch of muters?

Yippee!

2005-04-17T19:00:00.000-07:00

I have it made
With glee this blog I'll raid
Sent myself an invite
Got all the things right
And now my name won't fade!

Post by Tanushree

2005-04-17T18:55:00.000-07:00

I have a question here
Not too difficult, never fear
was just wondering
Because I am floundering
How do individual names appear?

congrats

2005-04-17T08:14:00.000-07:00

oh hi there, tanushree,
now i think u're free
to put up your name
and wallow in fame
so let's go on a limerick spree!!!

our prof SLM

2005-04-16T23:48:00.000-07:00

we don't need no SLM
coz surely he's just an ol bum
let him die
and in hell fry
no more worth than a pot of phlegm

from me he doth elicit spite
by his very person mostful fright
but i don't care no more
coz life was better before
and is gonna be when he takes flight

or didn't you know, SLM's leaving
do i hear a collective sigh heaving?
that big old bastard
has for a brain a custard
and his antics needs seeing for believing

compulsory attendance he demands
any deviator he reprimands
by simply grading him
XX, repeat with the juniors' brim
our very 'academic careers' he doth commands!

but his leaving is still it's only a rumour
and i'm spreading it b4 it goes sour
coz even that gives a moment of reprieve
the whole SLM's experience is a sieve
and when through it, all that remains of you is flour.

useless

2005-04-15T02:51:00.000-07:00

limerick is on rampage
all others just gaze !
tanu raj sarat shaan pray
we hav to kick all others out of d way !
to a place which is known as top
its only there we stop !!

Hack the Writer

2005-04-14T18:12:00.000-07:00

Do I have any skill,
Atleast do I have some will,
As I fell,
finally out of my cell,
rampant were only my cries that were shrill.

Why I am not Living

2005-04-14T18:06:00.000-07:00

Is it my mind that's playing the tricks,
or is it the end of all my wicks,
As each second ticks past,
I wish it wud be my last,
And thus, broke all the bricks
(of my life)

2005-04-07T08:37:00.000-07:00

In my eyes, I could see
Eternal glee,
Or was it just she?
And then there was nothing,
I stood in vain, holding that ring,
Why does it always have to be me?

Y Things Fail

2005-04-06T07:15:00.000-07:00

Human lives require a lot of emotion,
to your spouses you are supposed to have a lot of devotion.
The moment you lie,
the relationship goes dry,
And hey, u cant cure it with any lotion.

2005-04-06T07:08:00.000-07:00

I saw her for the first time,
And then automatically I could rhyme,
She was a goddess on earth,
I wish she was mine from her birth,
But then, She had to sublime.

Gud ol'Hard Work

2005-04-06T07:03:00.000-07:00

Poems are a cakewalk,
but meanings rarely rock,
One needs to be wise,
And some time needs sacrifice,
And then u'll be the best round the clock.

Why go Veg

2005-04-06T06:52:00.000-07:00

If Fish start living on land,
only human bones will be found on sand.
Eat them if you want,
cos very soon you'll know you cant,
And then to live,u'll need to pay the fish a thousand grand.

Single :(

2005-04-06T06:50:00.000-07:00

Loneliness is a disease,
though some people live in it with ease,
Friends are a must,
And between them we need real trust,
lest our existence might cease

House Flies

2005-04-06T06:47:00.000-07:00

Who Says that humans can never fly,
U'll soon see the truth as time goes by,
All it takes is a bit of determination,
And lots of retrospection,
And soon your argument people will buy.

tick

2005-04-06T04:22:00.000-07:00

tick tick tick
the clock does tick
kick kick kick
idiots need a kick
pick pick pick
the best is to be a pick
tch tch tch
this is shit !!!

2005-04-05T12:45:00.000-07:00

i like to think of a limerick
as a simply superb eng trick
a poem of five lines laced with rhyme
1,2 and 5 dancing to a time
but 3 and 4 having their own kick!

to all

2005-04-05T05:01:00.000-07:00

this aint a blog
people of similar thoughts flock
can u hear the clock
now pull up u r sock
cause, this is gonna rock !!

Introduction

2005-04-05T03:54:00.000-07:00

We are the limerick team
Our poetry is at an extreme
So welcome everyone
Tanushree, Raj, Sarat and Shaan
You will find in our poetry a gleam!