our prof SLM

we don't need no SLM
coz surely he's just an ol bum
let him die
and in hell fry
no more worth than a pot of phlegm

from me he doth elicit spite
by his very person mostful fright
but i don't care no more
coz life was better before
and is gonna be when he takes flight

or didn't you know, SLM's leaving
do i hear a collective sigh heaving?
that big old bastard
has for a brain a custard
and his antics needs seeing for believing

compulsory attendance he demands
any deviator he reprimands
by simply grading him
XX, repeat with the juniors' brim
our very 'academic careers' he doth commands!

but his leaving is still it's only a rumour
and i'm spreading it b4 it goes sour
coz even that gives a moment of reprieve
the whole SLM's experience is a sieve
and when through it, all that remains of you is flour.